My single philosophy for living and writing humor? Both are like being on the shore facing a tsunami, and there I am without a beach umbrella. I credit this humor-writing exile life to Mother Pauline, who told me early on to “eschew your words thoroughly before you swallow.” I live in the New Hampshire North Country, bake a mean three-rise bread, and am still learning that not everything isn’t as it doesn’t appear.
B. ELWIN'S ARTICLES
HUMOR
- What I Want Back (September 2017)
- Going on 66 and Discounting (October 2016)
- Let the Flight of the Bumble Be (April 2015)
- Shifting to Manual Automatic (December 2014)
- The Radiant Rat (And Other Home Worries) (September 2014)
- Arms in a Slang (July 2014)
- The Shocking Truth about Everything (June 2014)
- The Afterlife Credit Line (March 2014)
- The Grandpa Resolution (January 2014)
- Mom’s Holiday Beanstalk (December 2013)
- A Single Male Egg (October 2013)
- How to Live with Cats, and Other Dogmas (September 2013)
- How Do You Take My Coffee? (August 2013)
- No News Is Better News (July 2013)
- Funny as a Heart Attack (May 2013)
- One into Sixty (April 2013)
- Mona Lisa on the Moon (March 2013)
- The Big Loaded Gun (February 2013)
- When Bigfoot Turns Pro (January 2013)
- Frost on Your Nose, and Other Poems (December 2012)
- Santa on the Stump (December 2012)
- Awesome, But Don’t Garfunkel Your Dog (June 2012)
- Critical Humor (April 2012)
- Gardening with Gamma Rays (April 2012)
REFLECTIONS
- Steps with Sam and Cecelia (October 2014)
- A Passing Word (September 2014)