Ernie Witham writes the humor column “Ernie’s World” for the Montecito Journal in Santa Barbara, California. He is the author of two humor books and his work has been published in many anthologies including more than a dozen Chicken Soup for the Soul books. He leads humor workshops and is on the permanent faculty of the Santa Barbara Writers Conference. He has one wife, two children, three stepchildren and three grandchildren, providing him plenty of fodder.
- FREE Lunch! (April 2012)
- Lesson of the Day (June 2013)
- I Can See Clearly Now the Pain is Gone... (May 2013)
- Memorable Day Weekend (May 2013)
- Another Day in Suburbia (March 2013)
- Super Birthday Bowl Day (February 2013)
- Resolutions Version 2.013 (January 2013)
- Artificial Unintelligence (December 2012)
- My Kingdom for a Wheat Thin (November 2012)
- United We Wait (October 2012)
- Just want to be... Stuck in the middle with you... (August 2012)
- Men With Wieners and the Women Who Love Them (July 2012)
- It's All Neanderthal Man's Fault (June 2012)
- The Grass Is Always Greener (April 2012)
- The Power of Suggestion (April 2012)
- Gains and Loses (September 2012)
- Led Zeppelin and the Elephant Seals (May 2012)
- French-capades (April 2012)