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Nostalgia January 2017

Leslie Goes Boom

The Good Old Days Where Things Change and Things Stay the Same

By Leslie Handler

We had big hair, big speakers for our stereos, big platform shoes, and big dreams. We had tiny transistor radios, tiny TV screens, and a tiny choice of channels to surf.

I thought I was middle aged. But I've been in possession of an AARP card for a few years now. So maybe that makes me an official senior citizen. I can clearly recall when my parents would tell us all about the good old days. They would tell us that penny candy meant that you got a fistful of candy for a penny. They would tell us that movies were five cents, and that included a double feature. They would tell how they bought their first house, the beautiful house I grew up in, for $30,000. And I remember thinking, God, they're so old.

Well here I stand today, 50-something years old, and I can remember when I first started driving, and I could fill my tank for seven bucks. I remember pay phones, not the portable devices we now carry in our pockets, but the ones that cost a dime to make a call from the inside of a little standing box. And then I remember the big things and the little things. We had big hair, big speakers for our stereos, big platform shoes, and big dreams. We had tiny transistor radios, tiny TV screens, and a tiny choice of channels to surf.

My dad made his living as a plastic surgeon. Back then, they were plastic surgeons, not cosmetic surgeons. They might lift you here and tuck you there, but they also built you a new ear when you were born with none, and made you a new face after the old one went through the front windshield.

I remember vacations to a little place in the late >70s called Grand Cayman Island. There was a seven-mile stretch of beach there with only one hotel on it. There were no Ritz Carltons, no TVs, and very few phones. And I remember go‑go boots, the wet look, and bare midriff halter tops. Please God, don't bring back the bare midriff halter tops. I can't bear the thought of walking into my local Walmart only to find someone's bra strap in hot pink hanging out of the top of one and her muffin top hanging out around her middle.

But then, so many things are really still the same. Back then, we wore black horn rimmed glasses. Today, we don't call them horn rimmed, but the fashion is still big, black, and plastic. Back then, we wore pedal pushers, today, we call them crop pants, but they're still pants that just don't make it down to your toes. The Who can still jam, Springsteen still draws a crowd, and yes, we still have big dreams.

Some things have changed for the worse, some for the better, and some have just stayed the same. I really have no desire to go back to my youth and relive the good old days. I was naive, and insecure, and limited in wisdom. I like it just where I am.

A fistful of candy is now around a buck fifty. A single feature film is now $12, and that house I grew up in can now be found online and valued at $250,000. But of course our salaries are higher and both sexes work, so who's to say that the value is all that much different.

There's just one thing, one little thing, that I really miss about the good old days. I want to go on vacation. I want to go back to Grand Cayman Island. But I want to go back in 1978. I want to go there without all the big hotels and the tourist shops. I want to go back to no TVs when I could only hear the sound of the ocean. So I need to have a little talk with the future. I need to tell it to please invent an airplane that will take me there. Take me back to Grand Cayman in 1978 because apparently, I'm a senior now and that would take me back to the good old days.


"I’ve fallen and I CAN get up are the words I live by because when I fall and go BOOM, I always get back up."

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