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Advice & More February 2015

Deal Me In

If it Weren’t for ‘Suckers,’ There Wouldn’t Be Any Good Bets

By Mark Pilarski

As for suckers, I believe Amarillo Slim said it best: “If you sit down at a game and don’t see a sucker, get up. You’re the sucker.”

Dear Mark: I confess that I have hardly ever gambled. Although I have been in casinos on occasion, I never even dropped a coin in a one-armed bandit. I did play poker when I was young. 

In 1953 or 1954, I can't quite recall the exact year, while in the army in Korea, our unit was on alert to go to Vietnam to help the French who were catching hell from the Vietnamese. We were at the embarkation point for almost two days. A big boat with its front end opened, waited to take us into another type of hell. We played poker. Over a 12-hour period I won $1800 and then lost it all save ten bucks. We never boarded that ship. 

I guess the generals and politicians figured the French were on their own. I was a private, so they never thought to ask me how I felt. I remember someone telling me then (I think it was my platoon sargent) that when you gamble with someone who knows the game better than you, it isn't a fair game. He said “it would be better to put your dollars in a pile and set them on fire. At least your hands would be warm.”

I watched many a crap game both in the army and as a civilian among my rather duplicitous friends. I was always amazed at how fast the action was and how the suckers constantly lost their money to the better players. 

Your articles should be made into a bible for any idiot contemplating the eclectic game of craps. Mike M.

 

I appreciate both your gambling narrative and the different timeline you could have experienced regarding the U.S. involvement in the Vietnam War. Fortuitously, you didn’t have to go on a “three-hour tour,” à la Gilligan’s Island.

Most believe the genesis of the conflict was in 1955 when President Eisenhower sent the first military advisors to South Vietnam to train the South Vietnamese Army. In reality, it was in 1950 that the first shipment of American military aid was sent to the French colonial administration in Vietnam.

As for the game of craps, yes, Mike, it’s “eclectic,” but wide-ranging enough to offer some richly enjoyable entertainment, as well as three outstanding wagers to boot that I wouldn’t want readers to shun from their betting repertoire. The pass and come line bets, the preceding wagers with odds, and placing the 6 or 8 all have a casino advantage of under 1.5%.

Unquestionably, Mike, I will forever preach staying clear from proposition bets as some can have a house advantage as high as 16%. Avoiding the above will make you look like an expert amongst your “duplicitous” associates.

As for suckers, I believe Amarillo Slim said it best: “If you sit down at a game and don’t see a sucker, get up. You’re the sucker.”

I have always looked at the “easy mark” in a slightly different way. If it weren’t for “suckers” fattening the casino purse, the house would make the rules more unfavorable for the shrewd player.

 

Gambling Wisdom of the Week: “Nothing is so unpredictable as a throw of the dice, and yet every man who plays often will at some time, or other, make a Venus-cast: now and then indeed he will make it twice and even thrice is succession.” – Cicero (106-43 B.C.) De Divinatione

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